What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!


2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.


3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.


4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other,?that one?NO COMPLAINT.


5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.


6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.


7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.


8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.


9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.


10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.


11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.


12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.


13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'


14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

mengimbau kenangan

semalam seharian aku mengemas bilik aku setelah d'renovate'kn selama 2 minggu..sejak white ants menyerang bilik aku tempoh hari..parents aku terus ambil initiative renovate bilik aku after panggil pest control..

banyak betul barang2 lama yang simpan rupanya..2 beg plastic sampah besar juga la aku dapat kumpul n buang barang2 tersebut termasuklah cards n hadiah daripada "sejarah silam"..tengah dok belek barang2 mana yang penting n mana yang patut d buang..aku jumpa invitation card untuk reunion class aku dulu..

sangat merindui mereka semua..kecuali pada 1 nama yang tertera itu (tidak perlu d sebut siapa)..mesti best kalau dapat pusing masa walaupun sekejap ke masa lalu..in other words..if doreamon wujud..dah lama aku guna khidmat dia..huhu..mengarut sungguh..




pS : bilikku kini berwajah baru.. =)

penjahat yang jahat

kejadian yang mencemaskan n membimbangkan n menakutkan baru je beberapa jam berlaku..

around 10pm..my dad nak keluar to meet his friends..masa dia tengah nak kunci pintu rumah..dia nampak ada 2 guys sedang sibuk geledah kereta my dad..aku yang berada d dalam rumah terkejut dengar bapak aku menyergah dengan kuat 2 makhluk hina tu..

bila kena sergah je cepat2 2 ekor penjahat tu melarikah diri..seorang lari ikut gate seorang lagi panjat pagar..aku nampak salah seorang tu berlari dengan laju mengalahkan F1 melintas jalan kat depan rumah aku..kalaulah ada in coming car, memang sah2 la kena langgar..

nasib baik dorang tak sempat ambil barang2 yang ada kat dalam kereta..if not..memang naya..iv got a strong feeling yang dorang aim kereta aku..coz aku park kat bawah pokok n kat tempat gelap..malang bagi penjahat tersebut kerana my car berkunci..kereta my dad yang betul2 park depan pintu rumah yang jadi mangsa keadaan bcoz my dad tak lock kereta dia..

lucky for my dad yang penjahat2 tersebut tak menyerang..thank God..

aku doakan semoga ALLAH balas perbuatan jahat kalian..aminnn....

namun ku punya hati

pengarah PDK..


with vida, my ex schoolmate & ex groupmate back in PLKN..dah kahwin dah anda..nanti esok lusa aku pergi isi borang jadi volunteer untuk join JPA ye..






menari tak henggat.. =p

with my dearest mum..aku menjadi peneman setianya hari ni..

the champion..winner of all e games he entered..

camwhore juga adik ni.. =)

adik ni suka bebenor tengok aku..siap nak berkenalan lagi..huhu..

excited dapat main games..

walaupun kalah tetap happy.. =)




aku kah? =p

i'm addicted to this song

If I gave you pretty flowers
If I took you out to dinner
If we walked on by the river
Would you invite me in

If we sat down on the sofa
If I told you funny stories
If I moved a little closer
Would you put your hand in mine

If told you, you were lovely
If I put my around you
If I touched you on the shoulder
Would you rest your head on mine

If I took you out to dinner
If I moved a little closer
And I touched you on the shoulder would you make love to me

Oh my darling I have loved you since you took me out to dinner
Since we walked down by the river over 30 years ago
When you told me that you loved me I hadn’t felt so lovely
Since the day I decided that I would marry you

Well I took you out to dinner
And I told you funny stories
And I moved a little closer
And you made love to me

If I gave you pretty flowers
If I took you out to dinner
If we walked down by the river la la la la la la la

oh my dear oyean

missing him sooooo much !!!!

new activity

iv signed up for an aerobic class..

its mon - fri classes.. =)